>If you want play for your first big feature for the newly relaunched site on which you spend most of your life toiling, you might do better than to post it three days before that site’s second biggest event of the year. But, alas, there are things I control. Like this Timmy Turner profile. And there are things that I do not control. Like … say … the fact that I’m missing the first run of swell southern California’s seen in about a month.

Obama!